General Zod Spotted At Shea!!!

It has been brought to the Emperor's attention that a respected member of the Empire has jumped ship and joined the rebellion.


Willie Parker (aka General Zod seen here in this 1980 photo)was spotted at Shea Stadium enjoying a game at Shea Stadium as the infidel Mutts took on the Padres. He went to the game with Imperial enemy #1, Metstradamus. Not only was he seen rooting for the infidels over the Padres.... Word has it, that he's using his powers to influence the outcomes of games. "How else can you explain the Mets sweeping the first place Padres, beating the Nationals 3 out of 4 and splitting with their hated rivals, the Braves?" says an Imperial official. "Someone with a knowledge of how to tap into the power of the dark side had to be influencing those outcomes. The Mets uneven play was the first indication. One day they look like worldbeaters, the next they look like Arturo Gatti after the Mayweather fight. We feel that Zod has been secretly going to Mets games and using his powers to help the infidels. But he couldn't go to every game without it looking suspicious. That is, until he found the right disguise."

Investigators say that Parker used his powers to change his appearance, so he could fool Imperial agents who were on his tail. The council had suspicions that Parker was going to change sides, when he was buying a pink Piazza Jersey. They were concerned that his power could greatly aid the Infidel cause. Here's what Zod looked like at the Mutts Game.

As you can see, Zod has altered his appearance to look like Padres Great Tony Gwynn. Gwynn(seen here below to the right) was found dead later in the evening in garbage dump in El Segundo, California.

Imperial officials feel that Zod killed the baseball great several weeks ago and waited until the Padres came to play the Mutts to strike. Zod/Parker is currently in hiding after Imperial Stormtroopers raided his home and took his wife and two sons in custody


The Emperor made this statement; "While it's not in custom with Imperial procedure to use women and children as a barter tools, let me be very clear in saying that if the accused doesn't turn himself in, we can't be responsible for any harm that might befall his wife and children. If he values the lives of his loved ones, Mr Zod will turn himself in immediately. Their fate is in his hands."