Tuesday, September 27, 2005

An Infidel's Wet Dream


So I'm watching the Jays lose 3-1 to the Infidels at Castle Grayskull and no less than two minutes after the game ends...I get subjected to that horrible song "Dirty Water" by some infidel friends of mine.

Hello??? You were five games up earlier this month, and you are now in a dead heat with the Empire and the Tribe? What are you so happy about? You have to face a pitcher who's already beat you this year in the nightcap. To top it off, you're countering with your ace who has been very inconsistent this year. His only good starts recently (vs the Yankees & Tampa), the infidels scored nine and 15 runs in those games. Kind of easy to get into a groove when you're not involved in a life and death pitcher's duel.

So let me ask you infidels? Are you so giddy that you're still in the conversation? Or did you just forget your meds? You guys are just treading water. Pray to your baseball god, Saint Yawkey, that the SS Minnow doesn't spring another leak.

Here's a funny email from fellow Imperial Council Member, Strong Island Rob....

hahaha, i just was watching nesn (aka espn 3) and they have a show called "stories from red sox nation". how lame! kind of like a wannabe yes show. what the hell is there to talk about? let me sum it up...

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Next on Soxography, the Bob Stanley story.....

5 Comments:

Blogger Joe said...

Oh I'm a somebody alright - I'm a somebody who passes judgement on Yankees and Braves fans. While you aren't as filthy as your average brave fan, you're still a bunch of dorks.

9:41 AM  
Blogger Darth Marc said...

Well it's nice meeting you infidel...I always like knowing who I'm going to kill. Makes it a more personal experience.

Since you're a friend of Metstradamus, I'm going to definitely enjoy making your baseball life a living hell....

10:03 AM  
Blogger Joe said...

OOOOO Darth Marc . . . The Force . . . it's telling me something . . . It says . . . It says "YOU SUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!"

I got a little jedi mind trick for your Yankees too "YOU WILL FAIL!!!!!"

Have fun watching the Red Sox and Indians in the playoffs. Toodles!

11:58 AM  
Blogger FenwayParked said...

Ah, humor from Darth the poster boy for butt ugly.

Unlike the denisons that inhabit the Evil Empire, members of the Red Sox nation have a sense of humor.

I enjoyed the bit about stories from Red Sox nation. Was I supposed to count the "we lost?"

And the bit about Bob Stanley? Now that is comedy.

In other news, I was keeping an eye on the Crankees game tonight and saw the great play that robbed Gary Sheffield of another home run.

Did you notice the crankees fan sitting in the first row? He tried to knock the ball out of the player's glove and appeared to be very proud of himself.

To no one's surprise, Michael Kaye neglected to mention the actions of the fans wearing the Crankees t-shirts.

They really give tax paying members of the evil empire a bad name.

You think Bob Stanley is a joke?
Watch the replay.

2 more days.

4:18 PM  
Blogger Darth Marc said...

Who do you root for Loser Joe? Sounds like you get more joy out of watching someone else lose than seeing your team win. Probably because your team sucks.

As much as I enjoy the attention....I'm not gay, so ride someone else's nuts please....I'm sure you can find some sheep in Columbus to pleasure....

As for you, Mr Pahk the Cahhh...Don't you have something else to do other than critique my blogs? You should be devoting more attention to your wife if she hasn't left you already. Since you're probably going to do a Frank Pentangeli after Sunday (see if you're smart enough to get the reference)...you should be spending as much time as you can with her, infidel....

4:59 PM  

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