Friday, July 15, 2005

Friday Yankee Joke: His/Her Side Of The Story

Most of you guys will appreciate this. Particularly guys with significant others who could care less about sports. Some of you women can probably relate as well.

His/Her Side of the Same Story...

Her Side of the Story

He was in an odd mood Saturday night. We planned to meet at a bar for a
drink. I spent the afternoon shopping with the girls and I thought it might

have been my fault because I was a bit later than I promised, but he didn't

say anything much about it. The conversation was very slow going so I
thought we should go off somewhere more intimate so we could talk more

We went to this restaurant and he was STILL acting a bit funny. I tried to
cheer him up and started to wonder whether it was me or something else.

I asked him, and he said no. But I wasn't really sure. So anyway, in the
car on the way back home, I said that I loved him deeply and he just put
arm around me. I didn't know what the hell that meant because you know he
didn't say it back or anything. We finally got back home and I was
wondering if he was going to leave me!

So I tried to get him to talk but he just switched on the TV. Reluctantly,

I said I was going to go to bed. Then after about 10 minutes, he joined me
and to my surprise, we made love. But, he still seemed really distracted,
so afterwards I just wanted to confront him but I just cried myself to
sleep. I just don't know what to do anymore. I mean, I really think he's
seeing someone else.

His Side of the Story:
Yankees lost. Got laid.


Blogger Metstradamus said...

Looks like the Friday Yankee joke was the Yankee game.

7:11 PM  
Blogger Darth Marc said...

Your team is the joke....jackass...

7:16 AM  
Blogger Metstradamus said...

Go push the panic button again, darth neurotic.

8:23 AM  
Blogger Darth Marc said...

We got a split...a game and a half...can you say the same?

10:06 AM  
Blogger Metstradamus said...

You went from locusts, toads, plagues and panic buttons to "Take That Beyotches!"

I'm not a schizophrenic mental mess. Can YOU say the same?

11:56 AM  
Blogger Darth Marc said...

Yes I can, Cybil...

8:55 AM  
Blogger Yankees Mark said...

few points of note... I, Yankees Mark submitted that Joke/Story... and got no recognition for such adding value to this blog.
Secondly, I believe the Big Fella is still a little sore after referencing his 5 minutes of loyalty to all things New England in 1986.

Its okay, Big Fella... We all make mistakes in life... Its just rare that someone makes a mistake as HUGE and disappointing as that!!!

2:40 PM  
Blogger Metstradamus said...

Yankees Mark, I feel your pain. I not only encourage him to start his own blog...I teach him how to post pictures. Do I get credit? NO! Do I share credit? NO! He doesn't want to admit to his legions of Yankee readers that he was inspired to do this by a MET FAN.

Why do you think you got those "Dispatch from the Dark Side" e-mails more frequently? It happened right after I started my blog. Then he finally starts one, and I don't get credit. But I just come to expect it by now, and you should also. I don't trust darth marc with good ideas as far as I could throw him...and he's twice my size!

3:22 PM  
Blogger Darth Marc said...

Pistons Mark,

I didn't realize you were that powerful with the force that you could commune with us from the depths of Hell!!!

I killed you, remember? Therefore, I don't have to credit you with jack.

As for you Metstradamus, yes, you encouraged me to create this blog. However, so did several other people around the time that you did. Should I have given you your propers? Maybe. But you're an infidel and don't have the same rights as members of the Empire. Infidels are recognized as only 3/5 of a baseball fan in Empire.

7:22 AM  
Blogger Metstradamus said...

Someday, we're gonna be FREE!!!!!!

12:18 PM  

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