Monday, August 01, 2005

The Imperial Council Denies Blood-Doping Charges

Emperor Palpatine has denied any Imperial involvement in this latest steroid scandal....

Rafael Palmeiro was suspended Monday for violating Major League Baseball's steroids policy, nearly five months after telling Congress that ``I have never used steroids. Period.''
Palmeiro two weeks ago collected his 3,000th hit, joining Hank Aaron, Willie Mays and Eddie Murray as the only players with 3,000 hits and 500 homers.
Palmeiro, 40, is the seventh and highest-profile player to test positive under the major league policy adopted earlier this year.

However when asked if Imperial resources were used to out Mr Palmiero, Palpatine made this statement.


Blogger FenwayParked said...

Disappointed in Palmerio. I really viewed him as a class act.

4:01 AM  
Blogger FenwayParked said...

Palmeiro misspelled in my previous post. With all the misery in the Evil Empire right now I didn't want to add to the pain by having you seek out what is possibly a rare find in the evil empire and that would be a Baltimore Orioles roster.

4:06 AM  
Blogger Darth Marc said...

Worry about your team, homo...I'll worry about mine....

1:23 PM  
Blogger FenwayParked said...

Five and a half, and counting.

4:47 AM  

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