Monday, August 29, 2005

Infidel Admiration Society

The Imperial Council is quite troubled by the recent admissions by several Imperial Vixens. The admission about how attracted they are to certain infidel players. Not how good they are as ballplayers. Admiring someone's skill level is part of the game. You might hate the opposing player, but you respect his game. Writing blogs on how cute young infidels are is something entirely different. Such Pink Yankee hat behavior from respected members of the Empire is very troubling. The first troubling blog was by respected Imperial Vixen K-Bisch, who wrote this troubling blog about her crush on Royals pitcher Zach Greinke. Please read the comments page as several Imperial Vixens indict themselves.

Another troubling blog was by Ms Soft Hands. Her infidel crush is for Royals Centerfielder David DeJesus. Very, very disturbing.



The Emperor came out with this statement:

While we honor and respect our legion of Imperial Vixens, it is important to keep Imperial bloodlines pure to prevent any sort of behavior that is commonplace among female infidels and Pink Yankee hat perpetrators. While one cannot completely control one's natural impulses and feelings toward the opposite sex. One's training in mastering of the Dark Side of the force should prevent such outbursts as the ones seen here recently. I highly suggest that the Imperial Vixens in question go through Sith Lord Yankee fan training to purge themselves of these impulses. This is the Yankee Empire, not Infidel Nation where cro-magnon idiots such as Johnny Damon are considered sex symbols and their heroes appear on Queer Eye. A higher standard must be adhered to. By players and fans alike.

5 Comments:

Blogger Karen said...

Let me put it this way -- it's easier to crush on these dudes because they're not going to disappoint you in any way. Like, if they strike out with the bases loaded, you're not going to be extra disappointed. I haven't had a full throttle Yankee crush since Randy Velarde. And look what good that did him. So I try not to like the Yankees "in that way," even if Scott Proctor makes it kind of hard when he comes out to pitch.

Female fans have the best of both worlds. We can love the game and openly admire the dudes playing it, as we are human and cannot turn off that part of our brain. I think Lupe even had a post a few months back quoting some passage that said the very same thing.

Besides, if the fairer sex was playing the game, you know anything that isn't nailed to the floor is fair game for the fellas, Yankee, Royal or otherwise...

11:42 AM  
Blogger Darth Marc said...

I just don't want to see you ladies corrupted by the Infidel forces of evil. You're too important to the Empire to be turned....;-)

6:10 PM  
Blogger lupe_velez said...

i did have a post like that karen, and i quoted the entirety of a fantastic [url=http://lupevelez.blogspot.com/2004/07/what-it-feels-like-for-girl.html]article[/url] on the perspective of a female baseball fan who appreciates both the game and the attractiveness of the guys who play it. besides, baseball players ogle us, so why can't we ogle back? ;)

i do admit i'm guilty of crushing on a yankee "that way" and he's having an mvp caliber season, so i think i'll carry on with that.

and be corrupted? our first love's the yankees, marc, don't you fret!

11:09 AM  
Blogger lupe_velez said...

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11:11 AM  
Blogger lupe_velez said...

argh. maybe i can get it right the third time around:

click for that article i was talking about.

11:13 AM  

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