Infidel Admiration Society

The Imperial Council is quite troubled by the recent admissions by several Imperial Vixens. The admission about how attracted they are to certain infidel players. Not how good they are as ballplayers. Admiring someone's skill level is part of the game. You might hate the opposing player, but you respect his game. Writing blogs on how cute young infidels are is something entirely different. Such Pink Yankee hat behavior from respected members of the Empire is very troubling. The first troubling blog was by respected Imperial Vixen K-Bisch, who wrote this troubling blog about her crush on Royals pitcher Zach Greinke. Please read the comments page as several Imperial Vixens indict themselves.

Another troubling blog was by Ms Soft Hands. Her infidel crush is for Royals Centerfielder David DeJesus. Very, very disturbing.



The Emperor came out with this statement:

While we honor and respect our legion of Imperial Vixens, it is important to keep Imperial bloodlines pure to prevent any sort of behavior that is commonplace among female infidels and Pink Yankee hat perpetrators. While one cannot completely control one's natural impulses and feelings toward the opposite sex. One's training in mastering of the Dark Side of the force should prevent such outbursts as the ones seen here recently. I highly suggest that the Imperial Vixens in question go through Sith Lord Yankee fan training to purge themselves of these impulses. This is the Yankee Empire, not Infidel Nation where cro-magnon idiots such as Johnny Damon are considered sex symbols and their heroes appear on Queer Eye. A higher standard must be adhered to. By players and fans alike.